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Thursday, October 11, 2018

FROM (ALMOST) LAST TO FIRST


Boasters League round 2~~

Clearly last week’s performance was unacceptable to Mongoose captain Paul Huth. I don’t know what type of tongue lasing he dished out to his players, but his team made up for it this round. As I was checking out the early action on the courts upstairs in the fitness room, Paul was standing, nose to the back of the glass of court 1, whip in one hand, chair in the other, steam rising from his ears, nostrils flaring, driving his players to win, win, win! And they did, for the most part.

Ten of the 17 matches were completed and Mongoose won 7 of them, picked up 11 bonus points (which is still under par for them and no doubt unsatisfactory for their drill sergeant) and moved from 8th spot on the ladder last week to first this week, scoring a league’s best 37 points – 14 better than any other team!

The team that suffered the most this week was Foss Nation. Second on the standings after round 1, they were M.I.A. this time around and dropped all the way to 6th. Only 7 of their players turned up. That doesn’t help. In fact, turnout overall was poor last night. In total, only 69 bonus points were picked up compared to week 1 where we saw a total of 80 bonus points. That needs to improve.

Some noteworthy matches worth noting with a worthy note: Mike Petix (Mongoose) was no doubt in fear of his life with his captain watching inches away as he was battling against Jordan Ellis (Winky-Dinks). I was watching at just the right time for Jordan – the second game – where he dominated and executed some squash-coach-pleasing volleys (since we worked on them last week!) taking the game 15-2. It was 1-game apiece at that stage and I didn’t stick around for the 3rd game but maybe I should have. Captain Huth must have said some very ‘inspirational’ words to Mike during the rest as Mike did end up winning the match 2-1 and I did see him alive and well in the court area afterwards.

Julie Vande Vusse (Foss Nation) could not have been happier with her result this week as she finally was able to beat Mike McCuish (On the Rocks). She was 0 for 4 against him over the summer and the 2-1 victory this time was a sweet feeling no doubt. (Mike may choose to disagree with that though!).

Riley English (Butter Nutz) once again was putting his case forward of being the fastest player in the club. Andy Adamo’s “winners” (Nicker Ballers) just kept on coming back and back and back. Riley took the match 2-1, then had to douse his shoes in water to put the fire out.

So as we enter into round 3, Mongoose have the bye next week but I hardly expect them to sit idle. I will be anticipating some make-up results to come through. They will not hold on to top spot, but it will be interesting to see how close they will be to the leaders come next Thursday. Other questions that keep us up at night…   Who was it that left that dirty towel in my office a few days ago? Will the Blue Chips ever win a doubles match again? What is it that men don’t like the color purple? A lot to ponder as the season surges ahead!

Monday, October 8, 2018

A QUICK SERVING OF CURRIE



Blitz Tournament - October 5, 2018

What a memorable moment in DAC Blitz Tournament history! I write this with watery eyes, a slow shedding of the joyous tear as I look back to that Friday evening of October 5, 2018, where… wait for it… not only did ALL the 28 players that registered turn up, they were ALL ready to go in the court area at exactly 5:07 pm, a mere 7 minutes past that start time. It’s a moment that may never be repeated, so I wanted to take that blip in the matrix and share it with you. A moment of silence please…

As I throw my damp tissue away, (sniffle…) I thank you.

Four groups of 5 and two groups of 4 were sent on their merry way to fight over the 12 knock-out round spots. Players ranging from raw novice to our current esteemed club champion Vikram Chopra - another rare treat as a few select players got to experience the effort of returning a squash ball that’s being ripped at you like it’s coming out of a bazooka. I didn’t make it easy for Vik. He entered every game he played 13-0 down. He went 2 for 2, both of wins at 15-14, both of his losses not quite as close. The 2 wins wasn’t enough for him to advance.

For the raw novices, it was never going to be easy either. Full credit though for both Laura Collier and Brady Savage who stepped into the lion’s den after playing only a handful of times between them. But it is one of the best things to do, a great way to learn, experience, watch, and of course meet some fellow squashes and share a frothy beverage! Brady did manage to win one game though - against Dane Fossee who immediately branded him a ‘ringer’, but with a 15 -4 (!!) score line, the only ‘ringing’ Dane was hearing was his own shots crashing into the tin. Laura was not so fortunate, but she did hold at least 1 game ball against Paul Gormley.

Matt Paradiso almost fell into the ‘raw novice’ category, but he did play the Cross Border Challenge last month so he has earned his promotion to the next level: 'blossoming neophyte’. Matt can already nail the scalp of Vikram Chopra above his mantelpiece as he took down the club champ 15-12, and in fact went through the group stage with 3 wins and just 1 loss to earn his way to the finals round.

The Mr. Consistency award for the round robins goes to 2 players. Firstly, Jason Currie won 3 of 4 matches, every single score was 15-13. That’s a pretty decent effort, considering he lost just 4 rallies total in the 3 victories (and 7 in the one he didn’t!). Sam Fogleman collects the other one, although he no doubt doesn’t want it. He lost all 3 of his matches 15-12, but understanding all of his opponents were significantly higher ranked, he actually faired rather well.

For the first time in a long time (since I can recall anyway… which maybe not that far back considering I’m lucky to remember to wake up in the morning these days!) we did not need to draw straws in any of the 6 groups to see who would advance to the knock-out round. There is an asterisk to that statement however, since we we’re supposed to draw straws in group 4 between Dane Fossee and Justin Winkelman, but Dane conceded the short straw and bowed out. He blamed his lack of ‘straw-drawing’ practice. I, however, have a slight feeling there was another reason.

On to the finals, where the handicaps are made up on the spot and the beers everyone has consumed by this point don’t factor into it. I did voice my willingness to be bought however - $5 a point - but nobody seemed prepared to take me up on the offer.

Paul Gormley and Jon Diewald. The 592nd meeting.
Paul Gormley matched up against Jon Diewald, a couple players very familiar with each other since they played 437 matches in the summer league. It felt like every time I checked my email, another result between the two was staring at me. Paul won most of them so I gave Jon 4 points head start. However, he must have misunderstood my incredibly generous $5 per point offer and insisted he start with only 2. I wasn't giving him $10 though. It was a sporting call. It was a brave call. It was the right call. Jon took the game 15-13. I then gave him 10 points against Joey Gaylord, and he decided to be believe me this time not even debating handing any back. Another good decision as it turned out and he won that game as well 15-12.

Han Peng took on David Zack in his first finals game and the two started 0-0. Han has been playing well lately and he took control of this one quickly, David not able to catch up from an early deficit. Han advanced with 15-9 win to then contend with Brian Ellison. I gave Han 6 points to start and this was arguably the most exciting game of the tournament. The hustling from both players was great to watch, the 6 points a perfect handicap as it turned out. Han held 2 game balls at 14-13 and desperation squash kicked in, Brian flying around the court, diving into the corners, his bright orange Salmings often higher in the air than his squash racquet. He won that rally when he really had no business doing so and on the sudden death point… he nicked out the serve.

The joy of that escape was short lived, a minute later he was back on court in the semifinal with Jon Diewald. Again, Jon accepted his 9 point handicap without a squabble and did all he could to cause the upset. Brian continued to play urgent squash, he did not have much margin for error. It got close, they got nervous, but in the end Brian avoided the tin just enough to take it 15-13 and move on to the final.

The lower half of the knock out draw featured the current Blitz Tournament title holder - Brandon Tasco. Making his push for back to back titles, a feat not achieved since way back in Oct 2013 and March 2014, Brandon’s first match was against Greg Allare. Greg’s never-say-die attitude makes him one tough cookie, but Brandon’s 8 point handicap was just little too much to overcome - even for Greg. A 15-10 win and Brandon was now in the semifinal facing his biggest challenge of the event so far - Jason Currie. This game would be another candidate for being the best one of the evening, Brandon stepped on with a 9 point lead, and the rallies long and punishing. It was fantastic to see how Brandon stepped up his game and went toe-to-toe with a player quite a few rungs up the ladder higher than him. On the other hand, Jason accepted the challenge that was thrown at him and kept his errors to an absolute minimum - there were no easy points. Huffing and puffing, plenty of bent bodies with hands on the knees, Jason was able to outlast Brandon and take the 15-13 win.
Jason Currie and Brian Ellison

The final: Currie v Ellison. Ellison was given 9 point handicap. Currie was given a beer. Ellison had the support of his wife and new born, on the sidelines, Currie had the support of his racquet to help him stand up. But, to be honest, it did look like Brian was the worse for wear between the two. He too had run rivets into the wood to get this far and his legs were not happy with him. Jason’s plan was the same - run that ball down, and do not make an error. Make Brian earn every darn point. He did, but not enough of them. He managed 3. Jason, who has twice been the bridesmaid in the Blitz, finally picks up his first title with the 15-12 victory!

Thursday, October 4, 2018

BUTTER NUTZ TAKE EARLY LEAD


Boasters League round 1~~

An old familiar team name - Butter Nutz – had reappeared this season, this time under the captaincy of JC Tibbitts, and just like old times it seems the only spot it feels comfortable is atop the standings. I know it’s just week 1, but they did win 6 of 8 matches (so far), the best win percentage of the week.

What isn’t familiar, is seeing Mongoose in 8th spot. Nor is seeing Mongoose picking up just 9 bonus points where we are normally expecting at least 13 or 14. Captain Paul Huth maybe on the warpath already, so for you Mongoose players – be prepared to hide!

It wasn’t a terrible showing last night although I would have liked a few more matches completed. We have 30 new faces in the league this year, a handful of which I have not even met yet (which made ranking them a tricky task) so for many it was getting themselves familiar with the league atmosphere and surroundings. And the keg. (Strangely enough, that was the one that everybody got comfortable with the fastest!)

Of course the main reason we all gather together every Wednesday is for the squash competition so let’s highlight some results… John Perkins (Wardogs) had the upper hand against Brian Ellison (Nicker Ballers) last night with a tough 2-1 win. I didn’t watch the match itself, but when I have one player approaching me to announce the score with beer in hand and a wide smile (smirk?) while the other – also with beer in hand – but a look of exasperation and the frustrating “Geez, I need a lesson…” comment, it doesn’t take an astrophysicist to see who won.

Mike Hanchett (Vivio’s) started his season with a 2-1 win over Mike Rock (On the Rocks) with this time Mike Rock’s father – Jerry -  feeling pain of the loss with a promise to sign up his son for lessons and “teach him a drop shot!” Of course, no one drops the ball more in a match than Jerry, and he must be wondering how that skill didn’t get genetically passed down to his offspring.

I also have to mention Chris Moyer (On the Rocks) who was honestly a little worried if not suffering from acute anxiety at being ranked too high in the team but somehow still managed to win his first match 2-1 against Cathy Lysack (Vivio’s). He insists it was pure luck, Cathy was being her usual overly-kindhearted self, and not to read anything into this anomaly. Well, we’ll see when he tries to beat up another woman next week in Maggie…

A positive start to the season, great to see the court area buzzing with excitement once again. Will Mongoose improve on their bonus point debacle from week 1? Will the catering department once again play musical beer kegerators? Will Joey Gaylord win every match this half 45-0? Plenty of things to look forward to!