December 9-10, 2016
It
had been 18 months since the DAC last hosted professional squash players. As a
squash pro myself, I still get goosebumps when I watch the world’s top players
in live action and I am fortunate enough to be able to get to do so 2-3 times a
year. Most of the DAC members are not as lucky and many in fact have never
seen a level of squash higher than that of our own club champions. So it was a
genuine treat for us to be able to bring a small sampling of world class
professional squash to our courts.
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| Vicky Lust and Nikki Todd |
For
the first time - at least since I have been at the DAC - we also invited
professional women to perform for us. The female squash community is
growing, we are now running a women’s only ladder with 25 players with another
5 or 6 to be added in January, and what better way to inspire that population
than bring in the experts. The bar of women’s professional squash in the past
couple of years has been raised significantly, as proven by the couple
of players that were so kind to join us.
Nikki Todd is Canadian, lives in Toronto, and is
currently world number 56. She has a permanent smile on her face and could not
be a more pleasant person to be in company with. We matched her up against our
2014 and 2015 Club Champion Jed Elley on Friday for a ‘friendly’ best of
3 exhibition match just to ‘test’ out how good she really is. Understandably,
Jed was nervous. The big crowd wasn’t sure what to expect, but the smiling
professional woman standing on the other side of the court had it all under
control. With a giggle here, a titter
here, a chuckle and a chortle, Nikki demonstrated what a professional technique
should look like, and systemically ran Jed around, waited patiently for his
errors - and took the 2 games, never seeming to have be breathe heavily at any
point which is just as well because it may have caused her to lose her grin.
Victoria (Vicky) Lust is a Brit and lives in
Victoria, BC (Canada) and is currently ranked number 16 in the world. Another
lass that couldn’t have a more delightful personality, but clearly a very
competitive character (and fit!) as she recently came off winning a big tour
event in Monte Carlo, winning 3 of those 4 matches in 5 games! We decided to
match her up against Vikram Chopra - our current club champion. Once
again, Vicky showed us the quality of women’s professional squash, and the
class of why she is a top 20 player in the world. She took the first game and
for the second, it was like, at times, a cat playing with a mouse. She kept her
nose in front, let Vikram catch up, then would creep ahead again before
deciding enough was enough, and swatted him away!
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| Campbell Grayson (far left) and Nikki Todd (far right) with the RUD kids |
Our
first men’s match was one for the ages. Diego Elias is two
time world junior champion, a very rare feat that puts him on the same level as
Ramy Ashour, Mohamed El Shorbagy and Marwan El Shorbagy (all of whom are in the
world’s top 10). A Peruvian, Diego is currently ranked 23 in the world, but is
touted be a top 10 (if not 5) sooner rather than later. In other words, he is a
legend in the making. John White is already a legend, an Aussie (that
represented Scotland) a former world #1, one of the hardest hitters of a squash
in the history of the game, and, as he shows us this weekend, a pure comedian
and entertainer. Remarkably, his racquet skills have not diminished, although
his fitness levels have over the years - he is now 42. Diego and John put on a
show. And they should take this show to Vegas. In fact, I told John he should
do exhibition squash full time around the country. He had our audience in
stitches from the first rally. Diego, at just 20 years old, complemented the
performance perfectly. He played along with John’s antics like they had done
this hundreds of times before, feeding off each other like an Abbot and
Costello routine. But, intermixed with the amusements, the squash was also
outstanding. Incredible power, retrievals, touch, and angles that our members
had utterly no idea how they were executed. Diego took the match 3-1, to a
standing ovation.
The
second men’s match treated us to another legend of squash - David Palmer.
The Australian was also former world number 1, two World titles, four British
Open titles, his list of achievements go on and on. At the sprite young age of
40, he is still in phenomenal shape, and like John, his skills have hardly
waned. His opponent was New Zealander, 30 year old Campbell Grayson,
ranked 40 in the world. Campbell has racked up numerous tournament wins in the
world tour since 2003, most recently winning in Chicago this past October.
Quietly spoken, Campbell goes about his business, his squash is rock solid. It
was a battle and a half between the two, a more serious tone to the match than
the previous one but it still was interspersed with moments of exhibitionistic
creativity. Never have I seen so many corkscrews, back-wall boasts, lob-drops
in one afternoon. I am dreading my next week’s coaching schedule as I am not
looking forward to being asked, “I would like to learn how to hit the ball as
hard as that White fellow…”, or, “that return of serve backhand volley into the
nick at 1000 miles per hour would help my game…” Oh boy. By the 5th game,
Campbell was just looking like he was warming up. David was a little worse for
wear, and he even though he struggled with the running, his racquet was still
working just fine. But it wasn’t enough, Campbell proved too strong in the end.
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| David Palmer and John White |
Our
first day was complete, our member’s picking up their jaws off the floor, and
we made our way to the cocktail party to let the afternoon of astonishment sink
in. Many a cocktail was inhaled.
If
Fridays’ matches didn’t stupefy the crowd enough, then Saturday’s matches did.
The day kicked off with the White v Palmer special. Another repeat of yesterday’s
production, the player’s picked up where they left off. They must have been
hurting physically from the day before, but once again the standard of squash
was remarkable and the quality of amusement left everybody cracking up with
laughter. We could not have asked for anything more - David won the match 2-1,
but I don’t think anymore was watching the score board too closely.
Next
up was the women’s exhibition between Nikki and Vicky. On paper, looking at the
ranking difference, one would think Vicky had this relatively comfortably. But
Nikki stepped up in a big way and played some fantastic squash. Beautiful
exchanges between the 2, many of our members after the match mentioned to me
that they prefer watching the women to the men. The reason is simple. And no
offense to the men here, but they play too fast. The average club member
watch the men, are entirely blown away at what they are seeing, but can’t quite
understand what they are seeing. Whereas with the women, it is a lot
easier to track the footwork, the racquet work, and a lot more relatable. Not
that they can do it, but they can understand it better. The men are so
quick and hit it so hard, it’s impossible for most to know what on earth just
happened. The ladies covered the court extremely smoothly. Vicky is awfully
quick and has terrific direction-change strength. Nikki was placing the ball
softly into the corners with some sublime drops and lobs, often finding the
nick. A nail biter all through to the 5th game, Vicky was the one who scraped
it out 12-10. Extraordinary stuff.
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| John Dunwoody, Campbell, Diego, and Dave Devine |
The
grand finale was all what it promised to be. Diego and Campbell went hard. It
was sensational quality, at times I wasn’t sure if the two remembered that is
was an exhibition. But these guys are professionals, and as we all know, squash
players play for the love of the game - not money - and for pride. Campbell is
incredibly steady, and that was what made the difference in a couple of the
games. Diego was a little off now and then, a tiny mistake at this level is
dealt with severely, punishing winners will flow if your accuracy is not up to
scratch. After the first 3 games, it was Campbell up 2-1, and he did look as if
it would be his day. Diego was showing a trace of frustration, he would need to
dig deep if he were to take the next two. And he did. You don’t win 2 world
championships without grit. Was it easy? Ha! No. We got what we wanted which
was a 5th game after a brutal 4th, and the brutality continued. From here on
in, I will just let you all imagine the level of squash we witnessed, as I have
my thesaurus open in front of me and can’t find enough superlatives to describe
the rallies. Diego’s retrieval abilities have to be witnessed rather than be
described, the final shot of the match had him sprinting flat out into the back
forehand corner, everyone wondering if he would even reach it, let alone hit
it, but reach it he did, and then cracked a straight kill shot, a millimeter
above the tin, leaving all of us - and Campbell - wondering if the laws of
physics were just broken. Diego won the match 3-2. Wow. Just wow.
The
weekend could not have gone better. If you missed the matches, you need to kick
yourself. The success of the event could not have been achieved with help
though. Our sponsors are vital, without them, we wouldn’t have this event at
all:
Platinum
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• Greg
Rivard - Detroit Etching Company
• Jeff
Gembis and Nathan Marsden - Merrill Lynch
Gold
-
• Sean
Moran -
• Brien
and Greg Baker - Baker Group
• Bob
Garvey
Silver
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• Rami
Fahkoury - Fahkoury Global
• Patrick
Petz - Petz Creative
• Mike
Lotito - Lotito & Innes
• Mike
LoVasco - Lovasco
• DJ
Boyd - Edwards Jones
• Glen
Milligan -
• Jim
Jenkins - Jenkins & Co
• Tom Shafer –
Chemical Bank
• Ryan MacVoy –
DWM Holdings
Individual
Sponsors-
• Andy
Housey
• Dave
Devine
• John
Dunwoody
• Shall
Arora
• Julie
Vande Vusse
• Jay
Poplawski
• Alan
Howard
• Tom MacFarlane
• Bob Burton
• Mike Counsman
• JC Tibbitts
• Tom Pierce
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| Campbell Grayson, Greg Rivard (Detroit Etching), David Palmer, Nathan Marsden (Merrill Lynch), John White, Jeff Gembis (Merrill Lynch), Victoria Lust, Nikki Todd, Diego Elias |
A
special shout-out to Dave Devine. His help was invaluable on this
project. A terrific job emceeing for the matches, airport transportation for
the players earning him the lovable nickname from John White of “Mr. Uber”, and
working very diligently with help in raising the money. Thank you, sir!
We will be doing this
again. Don’t miss it.
There were 3 major upsets in world news for
2016. First, Brexit shocked the European Union with Great Britain choosing to
remove itself from their mainland neighbors, then Donald Trump bamboozled all
of humanity proving you can literally say anything and insult anyone you like
and still win the Presidency. But those two events were a far cry compared to
who won the 2016 DAC Doubles Club Championships. On the way to the title,
George and JR knocked off the multiple winners Kirk Haggarty and Mike Eugenio -
but that was no flash in the pan! During the final, JR literally put his body
on the line, receiving a racquet flush in the chin that required medical
attention and stitches, and then a ball in the backside later on that still
hasn’t been located since. A historic win, JR wasn’t again seen on court again
until last week as he left for a celebratory tour around the country. 
The women’s squash contingent has been
steadily increasing this year. I always say, with more women playing, we’d have
more men. I had the perfect photo-op with 4 of our attractive female players
when who else but Bob Rogers decided to pop up behind the scene and spoil the
beautification. So incensed with his action, the club banished him to somewhere
in the Carolinas where he can better study gender equality. Bob is still
playing squash down there but dearly misses the DAC and is no doubt dreaming of
his past better squash times. Bob was a big help with that record breaking keg
consumption. 
