Monday, October 12, 2009

SQUASH SHOTS I...


As hard as it may be to believe, I have now been working at the DAC for close to 5 years! Over that time, I like to think I have built up an excellent relationship with the members and my fellow staff. So, I think the time is ripe for me to pilfer a few liberties every now and again and take a light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek jab at our club with, of course, absolutely no intention of offending anyone… or is there…?

Click on the photo above to get an enlarged view and answer the following question:
What happened to Paul Aubrey?
A) He told George Haggarty he didn't think the DAC would win the Farris Cup this year

B) He put on too much make-up and it ran while he was playing

C) After finding out the keg was ‘Bud Light’, he burst into uncontrollable tears.

D) Received a hardball in the face—then soldiered on to win the match anyway.

E) His headband was too tight — it was actually a wristband

F) Was just plain exhausted and malnourished from waiting hours for that darn Athletic Elevator

G) Another squash player thought he was playing racquetball — and hit him.

Answer: D) During the 2007 Farris Cup doubles match, Paul was struck in the face with the ball on match-point. In true spirit, Paul and John Dunwoody won the match on the very next rally.

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